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You've asked for it! Here's a drinking game for Broad Street. Be warned, it is rahter long, we are not responcible for any deaths due to too much drinking! So sit back, gather up a case of beer or whatever else you drink and pop Broad Street in the VCR and enjoy!

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TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME:

-everytime you hear the "No More Lonely Nights" opening notes (many drinks for this)

-the driver says "I know" to Steve on the phone

-Paul writes lyrics to songs

-Steve calls the driver a "bird brain"

-Paul starts to daydream at his own song

-Paul looks as if he is driving in Califonia and not England

- for each appointment Paul has

- for each phone Paul has in the car

-Steve says "Up a gum tree Macca."

-Paul quietly says "Did you try Sandra?"

-Just drink so much that the speeding scene actually seems funny and not cheesey like it is.

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-you hear a rattle snake sound in the movie when Rath appears on screen (man drinks fo this)

-MPL is featured both inside and out

-Paul runs down the hallway

-the inpectors appear (many, many drinks in the movie)

-Harry's past comes up

-Paul looks bored in the meeting

-you think yeah right Paul just really might hire a criminal!

-a clock is shown showing you the time

-drink for each pin on Steve's tie

-Paul changes cars

-the driver of the rolls drives out of his own lane

-when paul gets out of the car and he is now wearing off white converse sneakers as to the green sneakers he was wearing in the driving scene

-drink for each drum Ringo tests out

-drink for Ringo's "luvly" outfit

-Paul fills Ringo in on the news

-"Yes I do". Words of wisdom from Ringo

-George (Count) Martin appears

-the gay guy says "comming ready or not boys."

-you knew "Yesterday" had to be in this film somewhere

-drink for each place Ringo looks for the brushes

-George Martin moves things from the control board

-Speaking of bored, FAST FOWARD UNTIL Ringo knocks down the cymbal

-Its going to be one of those days

-drink for every flashback.

NOOOOOO IT'S PAULS HORRIBLE ACTING SCENE!

-Paul badly says "They tell me you just got out."

-Harry's bushy eyebrows

-Paul drinks

-each studio Paul goes to

-the old man tells Paul to sign something and that his wife likes Pauls music

-Steve pushes Alan out of the way

-"my pet cocer spanial"

-MEOW! cat fight between Paul and Steve!

-wait how would Paul ever have a short term cash flow problem?

-Zip-a-de-do-da! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

-Paul changes his out fit for "Ballroom Dancing"

-you spot little James next to Paul at the piano

-Ringo hits on Barbara

-Oh just FAST FOWARD UNTIL LINDA THROWS A PUNCH

-drink to Lindas kick ass punch

-"lunch?"

-Alan blows his nose

-drink for each freaky person in the cantine

-Sandra cries

-Ringos not hungry

-neither is Paul

-Linda looks on

-how 1980s is Sandra?

-Linda looks bored

-NOOOOOOO THE SILLY LOVE SONGS PART! JUST DRINK AND FAST FORWARD!!

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-drink when the garage door opens

-Paul and Sandra run away

-Steve yells

-Sandra cries (again)

-Paul talks to Sandra like shes a kid

-a dream within dream

-the car wreck

-the sight of Big Bobs truck

-Paul gets rid of Sandra

-Zip-a-de-do-da again??????

-Hey is that a leather jacket???

-Linda takes a photo

-drink for each line Linda has in the movie

-drink for Ringo's Canadian "joke"

-drink to Lindas cool Fedora hat

-the guitar player with the dark hair looks bored

-who in the hell is the bongo lady?

-drink to John Hammel rolling up a joint in a family movie

-drink to John's silent acting

-drink to John's tight ass red jeans

-Sandra tries to get out of the van

-Eric Stewart comes in and ignores Ringo's question about his house

-drink to Ringo's ugly ass boats

-Linda has a keyboard solo

-Eric leaves after "So Bad" because he can't take it

-Uh Oh!! Its Big Bob!

-drink to the 1980s chick who is scared at the sight of Big Bob

-drink for each time Paul's mouth changes shape in the "Oooohs" in No Values

-another dream in a dream

-drink for each money stack Big Bob takes out

-you think "Eeew!! Big Bob is NASTY!"

-the walkie talkie joke

-drink when Big Bob sees his truck RAAAAAA

-drink for "Did you do this to my new Pick up?"

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-each attempt to start the van

-Flashback again

-drink for the girls outside Pauls car

-OH NO Drink to the gay guy at the BBC

-drink when he says "Heeeelllooooooo!"

-drink for the Irish music

-drink to Pauls fluffy hair

-Paul seems bored in the interview

-the motor guy who seems to make no noise while he gets settled

-drink to the grays in Pauls hair

-you ponder why Paul has sheet music in front of him when we all know he cant read music

-more grays magically pop up during "Eleanor Rigby"

-HOT DAMN! PAUL IN A TUX

-drink for each view of Albert Hall

-drink for the beginging of "Eleanor's Dream" bit

-you ponder why Linda is not wearing a dress when every other woman in the scene is

-drink to Ringo's white hairs

-drink to each time Paul looks like a pansy rowing the boat

-Steve can't row a boat

-Paul drinks some more

-drink when Linda reads

-drink when Barbara paints

-drink when the blue box glows

-drink when Linda takes a picture (again)

-drink when Harry kicks the boat

-WHAT THE HELL??? PAUL KILLS LINDA, RINGO, AND BARBARA IN HIS MOVIE??? THTA BASTARD!

-OOOOh Paul in a top hat!

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-Paul sees dead people

-drink for knowing that Linda on a horse would pop up in the film

-drink when the bum offers Paul a drink

-drink to the prostitutes for trying to get Paul

-wow hey found a suit big enough for Big Bob?

-the dogs fight

-Harru gets beat up by Big Bob

-HEY ISNT THIS A FAMILY FILM??

-Paul runs

-Harry gets stabbed

-drink to the fake blood and the psycho music

-drink to Harrys death

-"Thats it youre finished."

-drink to Paul's scream

-drink to the kick ass moog part of "Band on the Run"

-drink for each time you wonder how the Hot Rod made its way from MPL to the BBC

-Old Jim looks like hes dead

-Paul interigates Jim

-the monkey steals the scene

-Jim bitches at Paul for always running around

-drink when you dont understand Jims poetry

-AAAHHH SCARY MONKEY

-why does Jim keep bitching at Paul for running around?

-drink when Paul leaves

-Sandra cires (yet again)

-prostitues again!

-drink for the MPL carpet that will always be at MPL

-they sing the Broad Street song

-Paul solves the mystery of where is Harry!

-Paul skips steps while running up them

-Broad Street Station looks like a shit hole

-yet another bum offering Paul a drink

-drink for when Paul sits atthe bench with his new dark brown hair

-someone arrives at the MPL board room

-you wonder who is that chick with the red hair and glasses at MPL anyway?

-Paul buskes

-drink to "Yesterday" AGAIN

-Paul sees the tapes

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-yeah like the tapes that say "McCartney Music" just might still be there from the night before!

-drink to Pauls face when he opens the box

-Harry yells "help"

-OOOOh Paul kicks down a door!

-first the tape box was wet, not it's dry

-what is so funny that Paul keeps laughing?

-Paul slides down the stairs and almost falls off

-Paul and Harry laugh like idiots

-Paul and Harry sing in the car

-Linda, Ringo, and Barbara scream in the phone they got the tapes

-Steve hangs up on the drunken fools

-"Gentlemen, I'm sure youd like to be the first to know, we go the tapes."

-Bye bye Rath

-"No More Lonely Nights" again

-Oh it was just a dream

-Why does Paul arrive at Apple and not MPL?

-finally, drink yourself into a stuperduring the end credits you made it through Broad Street!!

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