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TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME: -everytime you hear the "No More Lonely Nights" opening notes (many drinks for this)
-the driver says "I know" to Steve on the phone
-Paul writes lyrics to songs
-Steve calls the driver a "bird brain"
-Paul starts to daydream at his own song
-Paul looks as if he is driving in Califonia and not England
- for each appointment Paul has
- for each phone Paul has in the car
-Steve says "Up a gum tree Macca."
-Paul quietly says "Did you try Sandra?"
-Just drink so much that the speeding scene actually seems funny and not cheesey like it is.
-you hear a rattle snake sound in the movie when Rath appears on screen (man drinks fo this)
-MPL is featured both inside and out
-Paul runs down the hallway
-the inpectors appear (many, many drinks in the movie)
-Harry's past comes up
-Paul looks bored in the meeting
-you think yeah right Paul just really might hire a criminal!
-a clock is shown showing you the time
-drink for each pin on Steve's tie
-Paul changes cars
-the driver of the rolls drives out of his own lane
-when paul gets out of the car and he is now wearing off white converse sneakers as to the green sneakers he was wearing in the driving scene
-drink for each drum Ringo tests out
-drink for Ringo's "luvly" outfit
-Paul fills Ringo in on the news
-"Yes I do". Words of wisdom from Ringo
-George (Count) Martin appears
-the gay guy says "comming ready or not boys."
-you knew "Yesterday" had to be in this film somewhere
-drink for each place Ringo looks for the brushes
-George Martin moves things from the control board
-Speaking of bored, FAST FOWARD UNTIL Ringo knocks down the cymbal
-Its going to be one of those days
-drink for every flashback.
NOOOOOO IT'S PAULS HORRIBLE ACTING SCENE!
-Paul badly says "They tell me you just got out."
-Harry's bushy eyebrows
-Paul drinks
-each studio Paul goes to
-the old man tells Paul to sign something and that his wife likes Pauls music
-Steve pushes Alan out of the way
-"my pet cocer spanial"
-MEOW! cat fight between Paul and Steve!
-wait how would Paul ever have a short term cash flow problem?
-Zip-a-de-do-da! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
-Paul changes his out fit for "Ballroom Dancing"
-you spot little James next to Paul at the piano
-Ringo hits on Barbara
-Oh just FAST FOWARD UNTIL LINDA THROWS A PUNCH
-drink to Lindas kick ass punch
-"lunch?"
-Alan blows his nose
-drink for each freaky person in the cantine
-Sandra cries
-Ringos not hungry
-neither is Paul
-Linda looks on
-how 1980s is Sandra?
-Linda looks bored
-NOOOOOOO THE SILLY LOVE SONGS PART! JUST DRINK AND FAST FORWARD!! 
-drink when the garage door opens
-Paul and Sandra run away
-Steve yells
-Sandra cries (again)
-Paul talks to Sandra like shes a kid
-a dream within dream
-the car wreck
-the sight of Big Bobs truck
-Paul gets rid of Sandra
-Zip-a-de-do-da again??????
-Hey is that a leather jacket???
-Linda takes a photo
-drink for each line Linda has in the movie
-drink for Ringo's Canadian "joke"
-drink to Lindas cool Fedora hat
-the guitar player with the dark hair looks bored
-who in the hell is the bongo lady?
-drink to John Hammel rolling up a joint in a family movie
-drink to John's silent acting
-drink to John's tight ass red jeans
-Sandra tries to get out of the van
-Eric Stewart comes in and ignores Ringo's question about his house
-drink to Ringo's ugly ass boats
-Linda has a keyboard solo
-Eric leaves after "So Bad" because he can't take it
-Uh Oh!! Its Big Bob!
-drink to the 1980s chick who is scared at the sight of Big Bob
-drink for each time Paul's mouth changes shape in the "Oooohs" in No Values
-another dream in a dream
-drink for each money stack Big Bob takes out
-you think "Eeew!! Big Bob is NASTY!"
-the walkie talkie joke
-drink when Big Bob sees his truck RAAAAAA
-drink for "Did you do this to my new Pick up?"
-each attempt to start the van
-Flashback again
-drink for the girls outside Pauls car
-OH NO Drink to the gay guy at the BBC
-drink when he says "Heeeelllooooooo!"
-drink for the Irish music
-drink to Pauls fluffy hair
-Paul seems bored in the interview
-the motor guy who seems to make no noise while he gets settled
-drink to the grays in Pauls hair
-you ponder why Paul has sheet music in front of him when we all know he cant read music
-more grays magically pop up during "Eleanor Rigby"
-HOT DAMN! PAUL IN A TUX
-drink for each view of Albert Hall
-drink for the beginging of "Eleanor's Dream" bit
-you ponder why Linda is not wearing a dress when every other woman in the scene is
-drink to Ringo's white hairs
-drink to each time Paul looks like a pansy rowing the boat
-Steve can't row a boat
-Paul drinks some more
-drink when Linda reads
-drink when Barbara paints
-drink when the blue box glows
-drink when Linda takes a picture (again)
-drink when Harry kicks the boat
-WHAT THE HELL??? PAUL KILLS LINDA, RINGO, AND BARBARA IN HIS MOVIE??? THTA BASTARD!
-OOOOh Paul in a top hat!
-Paul sees dead people
-drink for knowing that Linda on a horse would pop up in the film
-drink when the bum offers Paul a drink
-drink to the prostitutes for trying to get Paul
-wow hey found a suit big enough for Big Bob?
-the dogs fight
-Harru gets beat up by Big Bob
-HEY ISNT THIS A FAMILY FILM??
-Paul runs
-Harry gets stabbed
-drink to the fake blood and the psycho music
-drink to Harrys death
-"Thats it youre finished."
-drink to Paul's scream
-drink to the kick ass moog part of "Band on the Run"
-drink for each time you wonder how the Hot Rod made its way from MPL to the BBC
-Old Jim looks like hes dead
-Paul interigates Jim
-the monkey steals the scene
-Jim bitches at Paul for always running around
-drink when you dont understand Jims poetry
-AAAHHH SCARY MONKEY
-why does Jim keep bitching at Paul for running around?
-drink when Paul leaves
-Sandra cires (yet again)
-prostitues again!
-drink for the MPL carpet that will always be at MPL
-they sing the Broad Street song
-Paul solves the mystery of where is Harry!
-Paul skips steps while running up them
-Broad Street Station looks like a shit hole
-yet another bum offering Paul a drink
-drink for when Paul sits atthe bench with his new dark brown hair
-someone arrives at the MPL board room
-you wonder who is that chick with the red hair and glasses at MPL anyway?
-Paul buskes
-drink to "Yesterday" AGAIN
-Paul sees the tapes 
-yeah like the tapes that say "McCartney Music" just might still be there from the night before!
-drink to Pauls face when he opens the box
-Harry yells "help"
-OOOOh Paul kicks down a door!
-first the tape box was wet, not it's dry
-what is so funny that Paul keeps laughing?
-Paul slides down the stairs and almost falls off
-Paul and Harry laugh like idiots
-Paul and Harry sing in the car
-Linda, Ringo, and Barbara scream in the phone they got the tapes
-Steve hangs up on the drunken fools
-"Gentlemen, I'm sure youd like to be the first to know, we go the tapes."
-Bye bye Rath
-"No More Lonely Nights" again
-Oh it was just a dream
-Why does Paul arrive at Apple and not MPL?
-finally, drink yourself into a stuperduring the end credits you made it through Broad Street!!
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